WHY NOT TO BUY A FORD

[BIGLRY]

Being melanin challenged and "big boned" is not necessarily a bad thing.

Hey I resemble the remark!

[shooter]

ha Does ford have the most...the only Chevy one I know is "Id rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy.
...and the grade school joke...why don't some cars have horns? Because they say "Dodge" on front.

Out where I live , on a quiet night , you can hear a Chevy rusting. Ford must be doing something right. Best selling truck for the last hundred years or so. Since 1980 I've had 5 new F150's. No engine failures , no transmission failures , no differential failures and no rust. None of the five had any recalls and none of them had to go back to the dealership. Just bought my wife a new Jeep Cherokee on the 8th ofJuly. Two recalls already and one more pending. I've learned my lesson. As for the hold up on the car , I can tell you from experience that there may not be anything wrong with your seat belts. More than likely someone found one or two damaged assemblies in a shipping container. After that it was reported to a supervisor who did his job and notified NHTSA. Safety us the word when dealing with a safety device. The whole lot was probably recalled. There may not be another bad assembly on any car. Would you like to find the bad belt when some azzhole crosses the centerline and hits you head on? No thanks. I'll let them check belts and serial numbers and make sure its right. Dont blame Ford or the NHTSA. You might be patient and thank them for delivering you a safe automobile.

[BIGLRY]

ha Does ford have the most...the only Chevy one I know is "Id rather push a Ford than drive a Chevy.
...and the grade school joke...why don't some cars have horns? Because they say "Dodge" on front.

Here are a few acronyms for ya:
Acura: Awful, Crappy, Unreliable, Rusty Automobile
Acura: Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents
Acura: All Cars Usually Require Adjustment
Acura: Any Child Understands Real Automobiles
Acura: Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents
Acura: Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?

Audi: Accelerates Under Demonic Influence

Beetle: Battered Everywhere, Expect To Lose Engine

BMW: Babbling Mechanical Wench
BMW: Beastly Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
BMW: Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
BMW: Big Money Waste
BMW: Big Money Works
BMW: Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
BMW: Born Moderately Wealthy.
BMW: Break My Windows
BMW: Broken Money Waster
BMW: Broken Monstrous Wonder
BMW: Brutal Money Waster
BMW: Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
BMW: Big Money Waster
BMW: Blasphemized Motorized Wreck
BMW: Bastard Money Wielders
BMW: Bowel Movement Wagon

Buick: Big Ugly Import Car Killer
Buick: Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Buick: Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean

Camaro: Can't America Make A Real One?

Chevrolet: Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Chevrolet: Crappy Hot-Running Engines, Very Rusted Out, Lose Every Time
Chevrolet: can hear every valve rattling on long extended trips.

Chevy: Charged Heavily
Chevy: Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet

Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs
Chrysler: Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's

Citroen: Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutters

Dodge: Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dodge: Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dodge: Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere

Datsun: Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips

Fiat: F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
Fiat: Failure in Automotive Technology
Fiat: Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
Fiat: Fix It Again Tony?
Fiat: Fix It All the Time
Fiat: F*ck in a Taxi.

Ford: F**ked over rebuilt Dodge
Ford: F**ker Only Runs Downhill
Ford: F*cked on Race Day
Ford: F*cking Over-Rated Disaster
Ford: F*ckin' Out-Right Dangerous
Ford: First On Recall Day
Ford: First on race day
Ford: Fix Or Repair Daily
Ford: Found on road dead
Ford: Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's
Ford: F*ckin Owner Real Dumb!!
Ford: (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot

GMC: Garage Man's Companion
GMC: Generally Mediocre Cars
GMC: Get More Chicks
GMC: Got More Crap
GMC: Got Mechanic Coming
GMC: Government Made Crap
GMC: Generic Made Crap
GMC: Gotta Make Crap

GM: Grungy Merchandise
GM: General Mistake
GM: Government Made
GM: Garbage Model
GM: Generic Made
GM: Goober Mobile
GM: Geek Mobile


G.T.I.: Got Tossers Inside

Honda: Helping Out Nips Destroying America
Honda: How Odd-No Damn Acceleration
Honda: Hold Overs Not Doing Anything
Honda: Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile
Honda: Hand Over Dollars to Asians

Jaguar: Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail

Jeep: Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts
Jeep: Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
Jeep: Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts
Jeep: Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
Jeep: Jumps Everything Ever Parked

Mazda: Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly

Mopar: Most Often Passed At Races
Mopar: Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Mopar: Mostly Old Paint And Rust
Mopar: Making A Zillion Dollars Annually
Mopar: Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicas

Nissan: Now In Some Sh*tty Automobile Nightmare
Nissan: Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon

Oldsmobile: Oh Look Dammit, Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything
Oldsmobile: Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel

Pinto: Put In New Transmission Often


Plymouth: Poor Old Nitwit Thinks Its A Cadillac

Pontiac: Poor old Navajo thinks its a Cadillac

Porsche: Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions
Porsche: Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine
Porsche: Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine
Porsche: Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough

Renault: Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash

SAAB: Stupid, Arrogant Asshole Babies
SAAB: Such an arrogant bastard!
SAAB: Swedish Automobile - Always Broken

Subaru: Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium

Toyota: Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Toyota: Too Often Yankee's Overprice This Auto
Toyota: Take out your oriental tools again

Triumph: The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily

VW: Very Worthless

STP: Stop Those Pistons.

E.F.I.: Extra F*cking Insurance

BOW TIE: Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines

NAPA: Never Any Parts Available.


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[Phantom]

Put on your BIG BOY panties and deal with it, post this DRAMA on a Ford website !

This is a HONDA F6B MOTORCYCLE forum, don't want to hear about your unfortunate FORD experience that has the best interest of your safety at hand. Hire a Lawyer and seek damages. How is this bitching session going to change the situation? No one on here last I checked was from FORD's corporate office. Although we do have HONDA Corporate office visiting our website periodically.

Honda has a recall and suspended ALL sales of new F6B's and Full Goldwings until the defective part has been replaced before releasing any more to the public .... now if your video was in regards to the Honda recall, you might have our attention or not

[BIGLRY]

Put on your BIG BOY panties and deal with it, post this DRAMA on a Ford website !

This is a HONDA F6B MOTORCYCLE forum, don't want to hear about your unfortunate FORD experience that has the best interest of your safety at hand. Hire a Lawyer and seek damages. How is this bitching session going to change the situation? No one on here last I checked was from FORD's corporate office. Although we do have HONDA Corporate office visiting our website periodically.

Honda has a recall and suspended ALL sales of new F6B's and Full Goldwings until the defective part has been replaced before releasing any more to the public .... now if your video was in regards to the Honda recall, you might have our attention or not

[wjduke]

I'm on my fourth and final Ford lease. Third bad transmission in a row. Enough said on that subject....I have a new bike now!

[seadog]

Why is he making payments on it? I would just call the bank and explain the situation to them and tell them I am not making payments on something that is undelivered. It might make the bank put pressure on the Ford people. I be dammed if I make a payment on it. I would get my down payment back for undelivered goods.

[yellow rex]

The lender has nothing to do with the seller you can get your credit score lowered by not making your payment.
I had a friend try that, the lender told him they loan the money to him not the dealer.

[Retired Army]

Fortunately Honda makes automobiles also.

[bikenut51]

Put on your BIG BOY panties and deal with it, post this DRAMA on a Ford website !

This is a HONDA F6B MOTORCYCLE forum, don't want to hear about your unfortunate FORD experience that has the best interest of your safety at hand. Hire a Lawyer and seek damages. How is this bitching session going to change the situation? No one on here last I checked was from FORD's corporate office. Although we do have HONDA Corporate office visiting our website periodically.

Honda has a recall and suspended ALL sales of new F6B's and Full Goldwings until the defective part has been replaced before releasing any more to the public .... now if your video was in regards to the Honda recall, you might have our attention or not

Is this not the "Off topic section"? People on a Ford site already own them. Honda did NOT suspend the sale of my F6B, bought a month ago. The point of the video is to rattle Ford's cage and get them to do something without the help of Lawyers, who are partly to blame for the situation. The following is the tag from your posts:" Successful people build each other up. They motivate, inspire and push each other. Unsuccessful people just hate, blame and complain." Thanks for your input!