Bear on roof!

[BIGLRY]

Friday night I heard strange noises coming from my roof. I went outside to investigate. I was shocked when I saw a huge bear up there. I went inside, and called the Dept. of Fish & Game and explained my dilemma. The warden said he would be there ASAP.

About an hour later, his truck arrived and he got out. He proceeded to gather a ladder, a baseball bat, a 12-Guage shotgun and an angry looking black pit-bull.

I asked what his intentions were as he handed me the shotgun. He told me that he was going to climb the ladder and hit the bear off the roof with the bat. Then his pit-bull would chase it, and clamp on the bear's testicles. When released from the pit, the bear would leave the area.

I understood his plans, so I asked him about the shotgun. He said that sometimes the bear could knock him from the roof. If that happened, I should shoot the dog!

[Fla_rider]

hehehe! Good one Larry!

[114th COBRA]

LMAO That's some funny --it. Warming for a cold winter day like this.

[Cool Hand Luke]

Good one!

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[shooter]

Next time I hear something making noise on the roof I'm gonna put my pants on before I go out to check. You never know.

[BIGLRY]

Next time I hear something making noise on the roof I'm gonna put my pants on before I go out to check. You never know.

Now there is a smart man

[shooter]

Larry , PETA is not gonna like that story.

[Bob Penn]

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AHH I'm surprised a big guy like you calling a warden on a cuddly little bear.

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He was just being neighborly probably just checking the roof for leaks. Bears are like that you know. Here's a picture of Fred my gardener getting ready to water the lawn.
Every summer I throw a barbecue and invite them up on the deck for dogs.

[shooter]

Its getting worse. Now we are feeding dogs to the bears. PETA is gonna shut this site down.

[Bob Penn]

Its getting worse. Now we are feeding dogs to the bears. PETA is gonna shut this site down.

Hey, I only serve Kosher dogs on buns. No peta bread.