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    Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, "The media are really tearing you apart for that scandal."
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    Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Turning our backs on Israel?"
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "The joke Iran Nuke deal? "
    Trump: "No the other one:"
    Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens' ?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
    Trump: "No, the other one."
    Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware and china when Bill left Office?"
    Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

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    Yet she still gets the Democratic votes !!!! Does anyone understand this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dickiedeals View Post

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    Yet she still gets the Democratic votes !!!! Does anyone understand this?
    Yes, I understand this.

    It's Because "birds of a feather flock together"

    People that have the same morals often tend to group.


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    Quote Originally Posted by willtill View Post
    Yes, I understand this.

    It's Because "birds of a feather flock together"

    People that have the same morals often tend to group.
    Yes I do, as it was once said that the "Masses are Asses"...true in Hillary's case...100%. The truly sad part is that this lying "Bitch" will most likely be our next President...And I use the term President with much regret!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opas ride View Post
    Yes I do, as it was once said that the "Masses are Asses"...true in Hillary's case...100%. The truly sad part is that this lying "Bitch" will most likely be our next President...And I use the term President with much regret!!!
    I respect the office of the POTUS. Does not necessarily mean that I respect the individual whom may occupy it.

    If the batshit crazy moonbats of this country do succeed in their attempts to deliver her into that office... I will still refer to her as a "lying "Bitch"


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    There is hope

    Quote Originally Posted by willtill View Post
    Yes, I understand this.

    It's Because "birds of a feather flock together"

    People that have the same morals often tend to group.
    46,000 voters in PA switched over from Democrat to Republican, since the beginning of the year, because of Trump according to Penn Live and CBS Pittsburgh.

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    I have faith in Americans. If only a shred of all of these jokes are true, I believe more than shreds, then it totally disqualifies her from serving. Just the fact that she authored, read and forwarded classified and top secret information on a private server displays a level of ineptness never seen by a candidate. Everyone that has a military background knows the consequences they would have faced had they kept classified information in their footlocker in their dorm room. This is no different. Even Ford was made the brunt of jokes daily by the likes of SNL and Chevy Chase but he served in an American fashion. This woman is the most dishonest, self serving human. America takes a back seat to her. Pandering and back stabbing is her religion. Think of the women she ignored during her sexual predator husbands run for office........twice. I have faith in Americans putting America first. No candidates on the republican side or Bernie have the skeletons in the closet this woman has.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stroguy View Post
    I have faith in Americans. If only a shred of all of these jokes are true, I believe more than shreds, then it totally disqualifies her from serving. Just the fact that she authored, read and forwarded classified and top secret information on a private server displays a level of ineptness never seen by a candidate. Everyone that has a military background knows the consequences they would have faced had they kept classified information in their footlocker in their dorm room. This is no different. Even Ford was made the brunt of jokes daily by the likes of SNL and Chevy Chase but he served in an American fashion. This woman is the most dishonest, self serving human. America takes a back seat to her. Pandering and back stabbing is her religion. Think of the women she ignored during her sexual predator husbands run for office........twice. I have faith in Americans putting America first. No candidates on the republican side or Bernie have the skeletons in the closet this woman has.
    One word: ARROGANCE

    This bitch came with her carpet bag into NY, being no one ever went broke underestimating the stupidity of the NY voter, and was elected senator. I actually feel bad for Bill living with this bull dagger. Cathy O'Brien tells a very interesting fish story about her and Hillary in her book "Transformation of America".

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    Stro , you and I joke around a lot but you know I respect your thoughts and opinions. I sincerely hope you are right about the people in this country. I for one believe that nobody in the race can beat Ms. Clinton. I'm a Trump man from the beginning and I'll support him till the end. I just don't think anyone can overcome the 52%. They have too much to lose. If we could get a larger percentage of voters to the poll conservatives might have a chance. I have the perfect situation with my business. I try to talk to people and urge them to vote. I don't talk party affiliation. Just go vote. I challenge everyone on this forum to do the same.

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    Ditto back at you Bry. You is my brother. So many Americans have been brainwashed into thinking they won't vote because neither candidate is worth a crap. That's the George Carlin mentality. I loved George,, especially since he was USAF, but, I find it indefensible to be given the gift of the vote and to squander it away. No matter who are the candidates if you put em on the scales...............one is going to fall on your side of the line. Go vote for that person. Don't be a whiner because your person didn't make it. Go vote, it's really a simple process.
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    Maybe somebody here has an idea of why Mormons are so opposed to Trump. I'd love to understand that. Two prominent Mormons have come out strongly against the Trumpster, Glen Beck and Mitt Romney. When I hear Romney speaking so harshly against Trump, I have to wonder why he didn't oppose Obama with the same vigor. Perhaps if he had done that, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in today. No, both of these Mormons lost my respect long ago.
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