Yea, what a joke, Cycle World thinks if it has a top trunk it's a 'tourer' and if ya take the top trunk off it is a 'heavy cruiser'.
Triumph Rocket Roadster, Suzuki 109, VTX1800, V-Rod, Kawasaki Vulcan 2000 those are the types of scoots I think of when the words "Heavy Cruiser" are thrown around.