COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!
I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.
I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.
If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.
I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.
She took the ring, and gave me the finger.
She's looking better with every beer.
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.
It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!
http://theringfinders.com/blog/Larry.Royal/
Originally Posted by BIGLRY
COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!
I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.
I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.
If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.
I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.
She took the ring, and gave me the finger.
She's looking better with every beer.
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.
It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
You just might want to forward those on to Blake Shelton. You know he screwed the pooch !!
"All I want for Christmas is a 21 year old prostate" (screw the two front teeth)COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!
I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.
I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.
If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.
I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.
She took the ring, and gave me the finger.
She's looking better with every beer.
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.
It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!
http://theringfinders.com/blog/Larry.Royal/
Jimmy Buffet, Album "Last Mango In Paris", 1985
....sT
Journeyman ATCS, retired
U.S. DOT - Federal Aviation Administration -- 1982-2012
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At first I thought maybe you just spelled it wrong. Then I remembered your not the kind of guy who would ever pay for it. But then again I realized it's just an age thing.
yep us old guy know all about it
The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!
http://theringfinders.com/blog/Larry.Royal/
Hey! Quit picking on "old people"! You may be one some day
I think Mickey Gilley wrote this some time ago...
"she got the gold mine, I got the shaft"
Never complain about getting old, there are too many people that never have gotten the privilege of making it to OLD AGE.Hey! Quit picking on "old people"! You may be one some day
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