COUNTRY SONGS I'D LIKE TO HEAR!


I Hate Every Bone in Her Body, Except Mine.

I've Never Slept with an Ugly Woman, but I've Woke Up With a Few.

If the Phone doesn't ring, it's me.

I'm so miserable without you. It's just like you're here.

She took the ring, and gave me the finger.

She's looking better with every beer.

My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.

It's hard to kiss the lips that have chewed me all day!