Donald and Hillary Go Into A Bakery on the Campaign Trail.
As soon as they enter the bakery, Hillary steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.
She says to Donald, "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything
and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election.
The Donald says to Hillary, "That's the typical dishonesty you have
displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to
show you an honest way to get the same result."
Donald goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I
will show you a magic trick."
Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry.
Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another
one. Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that one too.
The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is
and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"