Being nervous, and embarrassed about my upcoming colonoscopy, I decided to have it done while visiting friends in San Francisco. I did so upon a recommendation because the beautiful nurses are allegedly more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I don't have erection," I replied.

"No, but I do," replied the nurse.


I highly recommend that you do not get a colonoscopy in San Francisco .