There's a cowboy an indian and a muslim all sitting in a bar one day. The indian and muslim were chatting about their people, when the indian said, in a very sad tone 'Once my people were many and now we are few.' The muslim then said, in a stern strong tone 'Once my people were few and now we are many.' They both looked at the cowboy as he took a long cool drink of his beer. The cowboy then looked at the muslim and said 'That's cause we ain't played cowboys and muslims yet!'