An old guy is talking to a young guy.

Old guy: "I was lion hunting in 1952. I heard a noise behind me, I turned but there was nothing there.
As soon as I turned back around, a lion jumped right out in front of me.
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
I shit my pants."

Young guy: "I imagine you did."

Old guy: "No, I mean right then when I went
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!