So, I was walking through the mall, and saw that there was a "Muslim Bookstore."
I was wondering what exactly was in a "Muslim Bookstore" so I went on in.
I was wandering around taking a look and the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me.
I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele.
So I asked for a copy of the U.S. immigration policy book regarding Muslims.
The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out!"
I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have that in paperback?"
I just saw this joke word for word on Face Book and "Ted Nugent" put his name to it as the author. I assure you I read it a month ago in a Biker Magazine with someone else s name attached..You'll notice I didn't sign it as mine.............Dickie
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