WARNING: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES!!!!!!!!!
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WARNING: BEER CONTAINS FEMALE HORMONES!!!!!!!!!
Now, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough, we find out that beer isn’t good for us...
Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
( A ) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
( B ) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.
( C ) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men :-
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary!!
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer
HAVE A GOOD DAY!
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