Been there, done that. Very accurate description, Larry.

The one thing I can't forget is how beautiful one of the nurses was. She was striking. She was also the nurse who told me "ok, I need to pull your underpants down" as I was noticing how beautiful she was. I was nervous; I thought I might spring wood. She started pulling my underpants down, I took a few calming breaths, and then I woke up in the recovery room. No idea if I sprung wood.