What's the deal with riding in shorts?

[stroguy]

What if I switched from shorts to man Capri's would that be better. I never wear shorts when riding, I am guilty of not wearing a jacket all the time,.and just wear a T-shirt.

You just might get banned.......unless you're from...............

[Greg O]

You just might get banned.......unless you're from...............

What are you saying Stro. So would I be banned for wearing Chaps with no pants or underwear too. So much for that look.

[stroguy]

You're gonna have to get some special permission from 53, the kilt master.

[BIGLRY]

What are you saying Stro. So would I be banned for wearing Chaps with no pants or underwear too. So much for that look.

Is this what you had in mind?

[Greg O]

Is this what you had in mind?

Ya, but in black. Black is more slimming on me.

[Greg O]

Is this what you had in mind?

Can you say Flamboyant.

[stroguy]

He must work out.

[BIGLRY]

Can you say Flamboyant.

[shooter]

Uh.........Greg , I'm not sure that look would work in Arkansas.

[shooter]

He must work out.

That's not much worse than when you wore that leopard print thong riding your bike around the neighborhood. You thought that was gonna impress Susie Richter. How did that work for you? The only thing I saw happened from that is that you chapped your azz crack on that bicycle seat.