Originally Posted by
MarcPW
If you want to know the real Airlines names...
BEA: Broken Engines Everywhere
BOAC: Better On A Camel
TWA: Try Western Airlines
TWA: Try Walking A**hole
TWA: Tough Way Across
AA: Antique Aircraft
TAP: Take Another Plane
SAS: Sex And Satisfaction (or Swim And Smile)
DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
DELTA: Doesn´t Ever Leave The Airport
DELTA: Darn, Everything Leads To Atlanta
DELTA: Doesn't Exactly Like Travel Agents
SABENA: Such a Bad Experience Never Again
PIA: Please Inform Allah (or Panic In Air)
BA: Bloody Awful
RAM: Read Airplane Manual (or Runways Always Missed)
QANTAS: Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
CAAC: China Airways Always Crashes
TACA: Take another carrier amigo!
TACA: Take off and crash again
Worldways: We Organize Really Long Delays: Wait Around, You'll See
ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
PAN AM: Planes Are Not Always Maintained
KLM: Keeps losing managers
UTA: Unlikely To Arrive