USAIR = Unfortunately Still Allegheny In Reality




Quote Originally Posted by MarcPW View Post
If you want to know the real Airlines names...

BEA: Broken Engines Everywhere
BOAC: Better On A Camel

TWA: Try Western Airlines
TWA: Try Walking A**hole
TWA: Tough Way Across

AA: Antique Aircraft
TAP: Take Another Plane
SAS: Sex And Satisfaction (or Swim And Smile)

DELTA: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
DELTA: Doesn´t Ever Leave The Airport
DELTA: Darn, Everything Leads To Atlanta
DELTA: Doesn't Exactly Like Travel Agents

SABENA: Such a Bad Experience Never Again
PIA: Please Inform Allah (or Panic In Air)
BA: Bloody Awful
RAM: Read Airplane Manual (or Runways Always Missed)
QANTAS: Queers And Nymphomaniacs Trained As Stewards
CAAC: China Airways Always Crashes
TACA: Take another carrier amigo!
TACA: Take off and crash again
Worldways: We Organize Really Long Delays: Wait Around, You'll See
ALITALIA: Always Late In Takeoff Always Late In Arrival
PAN AM: Planes Are Not Always Maintained
KLM: Keeps losing managers
UTA: Unlikely To Arrive