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    Real Life 50 Shades of Gray

    Back and forth . . . . Back and forth . . . .
    In and out . . . . In and out . . . .
    A little to the right . . . . A little to the left . .

    She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
    Between her breasts . . . . And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
    She was getting near to the end.
    He was in ecstasy . . . .
    With a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
    Forwards then backwards.
    Forward then backward.
    Again . . . . And, again . . . .
    Her heart was pounding now . . . .
    Her face was flushed . . . .
    She moaned . . . . Softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
    Finally . . . . Totally exhausted . . . .
    She let out a piercing scream . . . .

    She shouted:

    "OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"

    The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot -
    the guy who invented the second one... he was the genius!


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    Way too funny.
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    ha , ha , ha ...

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    I only made it to 29 shades Larry!!!
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    Good one.
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    Looking for my wife to read this one !!!
    " Truth is often deemed rude, blunt and to the point which is why so few make their friend " Freddy Hayler ..352-267-1553 Sanford, FLA Gutterman6000@Gmail.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve 0080 View Post
    Looking for my wife to read this one !!!
    Don't do it ! This was my final act before she filed for divorce .
    Guess what ? I lost , because the judge was ... also a woman .

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